Sunday, 15 February 2009

Overheard on the 188

Mobile phone ring tone and one-sided preamble about walking out, on grounds of expense, of a pre-booked Valentine's dinner with a moll called Heather or Hazel , who also walked out, and winding up at an Indian place near Greenwich magistrates' court - "very good and 25 quid" - and then: "So, you shoot me with the stun gun and we'll video it and put it on YouTube to see if we can get any money. How many volts is it? The same as the police ones? Oh, okay, that's no bother. Sorry, did you say a stun gun or a shotgun."

Time to get off the bus.

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