Going, going, gone

Will an MP quit each day until the election? If so, we're in credit until the weekend, Julie Kirkbride, Dryrot Moran and a Tory non-entity called Christopher Fraser having gone today. The next will be John Butterfill - not for the amount claimed but for being a buffer: he had to correct himself in an interview after uttering the dread word servants when he should have said staff. It's just not done.