Willworths.com

Jesus H Christ on an effing stick! The rapacious Barclay brothers are taking over Woolworths and turning it into an online venture. Sounds very familiar and, just like the Faily Mailygraph, it will be the place to go to buy wooden coat hangers, of which they are the biggest importers in Europe. Sir Compton sees a new opening at the head of the online retailer for Will "This is one big marketing opportunity" Lewis. Gah! What ghastly people they are.